Introducing Conor Nobles as “Doug Baggins”

Its Doug. He’s right in the middle of the dance floor. He’s
dressed like someone trying way too hard to get noticed. And
the fact that he’s dancing alone shows that its not working.
In one hand is a Mai Tai.

...

Finally, they are facing each other. Doug shouts over the
loud music.
DOUG
Who are you?
Cherry smiles.

Cherry reaches into his drink and pulls out his maraschino
cherry. She places it onto her tongue.

Then she bites down.

Doug still doesn’t recognize her.

Then Cherry takes off her sunglasses. Doug’s joy turns to
horror.
CHERRY
Just a cherry you popped.

Doug is working as hard as he can to get past his awkward nature to get girls to notice him.  He goes to the dance clubs and studies only the best pick up lines.  When that fails to quench his thirst for females, he patronizes Cherry’s strip club.  Being a regular, Doug was in the VIP room on that fateful night when Cherry was assaulted, and after some goading, joined in.  We needed someone with a great look and a lot of energy to play this high volume geek and one man stood out.

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In hoping he doesn’t take too much offense in the above paragraph, let’s welcome Conor Nobles to the team!

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